Saturday, October 10, 2015


This husband thinks he can make fun of his wife. But he never expected to learn THIS lesson. Simply perfect!
A family was at the dinner table when the son asked his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answered, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s, and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes. The tree is dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”


Hmm, well, what goes around, comes around. But nothing is as funny as a joke at the expense of your better-half! If you also lost it laughing about this horned husband and his sharp-tongued wife god, then share that joke with all your friends!

source   www.hefty.co

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